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Post by blondy on Tue 05 Apr 2011, 5:09 pm

Post ur best blond jokes here!!!! Very Happy Smile Laughing lol! flower
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Post by ??? on Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:28 pm

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb Question Question

blonde: Whats a light bulb Question
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Post by Your Mum on Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:56 pm

ok

A Blonde Walks in to DICK SMITH
She asks the man at the counter
"can i buy this t.v"
Man:"no we dont serve blondes."
she comeback the next day
Blondy: Can i buy this tv"
Man:"no we dont serve blondes".
That night she died her hair black
goes back the next day and says
Blondy: Can i Buy This tv?"
Man: Nah We dont serve blondes
Blondy
But My Hairs Black
Man; Lady its a microwave not a tv lol!
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Post by ??? on Wed 06 Apr 2011, 6:01 pm

how do u know if a blondes been in ur house?

ur house is burnt down
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Post by CookieDoughMonster on Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:22 pm

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:15 pm

three workers at a building construction company are having lunch the irish man had baked beans "thats it if i ever have baked beans i will jump off this building" the british man has soup "thats it if i ever have soup again i will jump off this building" the blonde man opens his lunch and finds sandwiches "thats it if i ever have sandwiches again i will jump off this building" the next day the irish man gets baked beans so he jumps the British man gets soup so he jumps and the blonde man gets sandwiches so he jumps at the funeral the irish mans wife says "if only i had known that he hated baked beans i would have sent somthing else" the british mans wife Says "if only i knew he hated soup so much i would have sent somthing else" all eyes went to the blonde mans wife "don't ask me he makes his own sandwiches"
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Post by Baby duck on Sat 09 Apr 2011, 12:20 pm

a rooster laid an egg in 2007 how old is the chick?
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Sat 09 Apr 2011, 2:32 pm

Baby duck wrote:a rooster laid an egg in 2007 how old is the chick?
roosters don't lay eggs!!
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Post by Baby duck on Sat 09 Apr 2011, 2:36 pm

correct congratulations sivaram your not a blonde unlike shae.
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Sat 09 Apr 2011, 2:40 pm

Baby duck wrote:correct congratulations sivaram your not a blonde unlike shae.
yay i am not a blonde
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Post by Baby duck on Sat 09 Apr 2011, 2:44 pm

ok heres the next test their is a one-storied house, in the house every thing is purple, the sofa is purple, the piano is purple, the table is purple, the wallpapers are purple even you are purple what colour are the stairs?
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Sat 09 Apr 2011, 2:45 pm

Baby duck wrote:ok heres the next test their is a one-storied house, in the house every thing is purple, the sofa is purple, the piano is purple, the table is purple, the wallpapers are purple even you are purple what colour are the stairs?
but its a one story house
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Post by Baby duck on Sat 09 Apr 2011, 2:49 pm

correct next challenge you are driving a big yellow bus you pick up 12 people from one stop then you pick up 43 people and drop off 5 from another stop then you go to another stop and drop off another 12 people

who was the driver?
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Sat 09 Apr 2011, 4:59 pm

Baby duck wrote:correct next challenge you are driving a big yellow bus you pick up 12 people from one stop then you pick up 43 people and drop off 5 from another stop then you go to another stop and drop off another 12 people

who was the driver?
Me Very Happy Very Happy
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Post by Baby duck on Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:43 am

cool i have no more blonde jokes that i can write on paper
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Post by blondy on Mon 11 Apr 2011, 5:51 pm

Baby duck wrote:correct congratulations sivaram your not a blonde unlike shae.

Watch it!!!! Evil or Very Mad
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Post by cat lover on Wed 13 Apr 2011, 5:50 pm

ur photo is creepy
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Post by ??? on Wed 13 Apr 2011, 5:59 pm

plz don't haunt me
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:17 pm

Baby duck wrote:correct congratulations sivaram your not a blonde unlike shae.
BTW did u put the line on purpose or did a moderater or a administrater do that
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Post by Your Mum on Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:32 am

i think that might be the person posting it

NS
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:26 pm

what does ns mean
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Post by Your Mum on Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:13 pm

i cant remember
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Sat 23 Apr 2011, 4:55 pm

kool lol! queen
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Post by cat lover on Sat 30 Apr 2011, 8:55 am

it meanz no s**t
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Post by Your Mum on Sat 30 Apr 2011, 9:36 am

it does
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Post by ??? on Sat 30 Apr 2011, 5:21 pm

wtf stop spamming
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Post by Your Mum on Sat 30 Apr 2011, 6:16 pm

Siv spams WAY to Much
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Tue 03 May 2011, 6:34 pm

na
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Post by Your Mum on Tue 03 May 2011, 6:57 pm

ya
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Post by Angry Birds Union on Wed 04 May 2011, 8:09 pm

na
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